Two Posts.
One Day.
Jess overload?
I think not.
{but maybe you do}
{but maybe you do}
When my buddy Lo announced that she was hosting a little "Two Truths and a Lie" action with some other bloggy ladies, I was game.
I mean, that's how I recapped my bachelorette party...
Since I couldn't narrow it down, I'm doing 4 Truths and 2 Lies.
Deal.
I worked at Disney in the "entertainment" department -
I was good friends with Pooh Bear, Chip and Dale, and the mice from Cinderella.
I still randomly sign their names when doodling on scrap paper.
I regret -
Quitting law school.
I "dated" a guy -
That eventually got married in a Superman outfit (thankfully to someone that is not me).
I found out on MySpace.
I was sent to aggressive driver school -
For getting too many speeding tickets, and for crying in front of a judge.
I'm much better now.
I love -
Home Depot more than Target.
Who are we kidding - that's a lie.
I can't even type that without laughing.
I forged -
All of my friend's progress reports in high school that were required to be signed by a parent.
I have mad tracing skillz.
Never got caught, either.
So, which one is the fib? [I already gave you 50% right!]
Be sure to link up to share yours, too!
I mean, that's how I recapped my bachelorette party...
Since I couldn't narrow it down, I'm doing 4 Truths and 2 Lies.
Deal.
I worked at Disney in the "entertainment" department -
I was good friends with Pooh Bear, Chip and Dale, and the mice from Cinderella.
I still randomly sign their names when doodling on scrap paper.
I regret -
Quitting law school.
I "dated" a guy -
That eventually got married in a Superman outfit (thankfully to someone that is not me).
I found out on MySpace.
I was sent to aggressive driver school -
For getting too many speeding tickets, and for crying in front of a judge.
I'm much better now.
I love -
Home Depot more than Target.
Who are we kidding - that's a lie.
I can't even type that without laughing.
I forged -
All of my friend's progress reports in high school that were required to be signed by a parent.
I have mad tracing skillz.
Never got caught, either.
So, which one is the fib? [I already gave you 50% right!]
Be sure to link up to share yours, too!
I know for a fact that you don't regret quitting law school. Or do youuuuu??
ReplyDeleteAlso, I never realized how curly your hair is.
DeleteHmmm?? I know you lived in Florida - so the Disney things could be true. So, it's a toss up between the guy you dated getting married in a superman costume OR having to go to aggressive driving school. hahaha
DeleteLove this! I laughed out loud at the Home Depot one, too. Every gal loves target! :)
ReplyDeleteI bet you dont regret quitting.
And superman?? Holy toledo, Batman. Glad you dodged that bullet.
And thanks for linking up with us!
DeleteI'm going to say the Disney things, but these are hard!!
ReplyDeleteHmmm I'm gonna guess that you don't regret quitting law school.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to say the Disney one, I don't know though! Can't wait to find out! lol
ReplyDeleteI am guessing that you don't regret quitting law school. Tis true?
ReplyDeleteHa, this is funny! I'm going with the law school one too! Unfortunately, I don't think I could come up with any halfway decent lies to make this post work for me!
ReplyDeletehaha that home depot one better be the lie. i really really do lovvvvve the HD!! and that pic of you is too cute dolllling!!
ReplyDeleteI am going with law school cause I really hope the Disney one is TRUE! :)
ReplyDeleteLaw schoool! you hated that ish ;) I remember when you told me about the aggressive driving incident. Omg. laughing so hard even thinking about it again. hahahah
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